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So looks like Cinderella will be running into her ex at Target. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you can catch up here. I went to Target today and couldn’t decide on an ex-boyfriend. For your consideration…
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I have never seen Twilight. I hear it is about zombies. I like zombies very much [...]
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As you may or may not know, I am married to a narcoleptic. The Best Zombie Ever’s third sleep study revelead that in addition to being narcoleptic, he also has sleep apnea, which means he stops breathing at night. Which fits – that’s why zombies stumble so much, they’re out of breath. Duh. So they [...]
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One time my husband Arun said he likes when I write about him. It makes him feel famous. He doesn’t know that four people read this blog, and as I found out yesterday two of them are probably looking for advice about actual bed bugs. But you know, I like to throw him a bone [...]
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