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When Goldfish Murder is the Gateway Drug

by tarastar on June 28, 2010

Not satisfied with the goldfish murder of last month, Ivy raised the stakes on Wednesday and tossed Claudia the dog over the stair railing treating her to a two story fall onto hardwood floor.  If you are an animal lover and you’re like, no way am I reading this if the dog dies, I’ll just tell you now: [...]

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The Sads are Back in Town

by tarastar on June 2, 2010

Foolishly I skipped two days of robot pills (ie: depression meds) and woke up this morning to a knock on the door from The Sads. “Hey!” they said. “We’re back with our irrational fears and our anxieties and our crying and our weeks of no makeup!  Can we crash on the couch? We brought stale [...]

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The Fish is Dead. Like Michael Jackson. And Alex’s Grandpa.

by tarastar on May 12, 2010

Yesterday I was upstairs with Clyde watching him perform this herky jerky dance he does to Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean.  It’s hard to watch and is a lot like watching helplessly as someone you love has a seizure.  But instead of rushing to their aid, you’re supposed to clap and sing along like Yay for [...]

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Oh no, this dog is straight crazy

by tarastar on March 8, 2010

She was so calm.  She was so little and runt-ish.  And for two days she didn’t even bark and we bragged to people.  BRAGGED.  I think Arun and I even high-fived to celebrate our good fortune in finding a mellow shelter dog.   Claudia, Hazel named her.  A sophisticated name.  Regal, one of the moms at [...]

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