From the category archives:

The Interwebs

Well I still haven’t heard anything about the child support.  Which means I had to bake until 11:30 last night to quell the crazies.  I made turtle cake which is basically a diabetic coma in a pan – German chocolate cake layered with caramel, condensed milk and pecans and then layered with melted chocolate chips [...]

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Pregnant Ladies and People About to go to Jail

by tarastar on March 7, 2010

I took a look at my Google Analytics today and discovered the “keyword” feature, evidently a tracking of what people type into a search in order to  arrive at my site.  First it’s clear I should be writing about actual bed bugs.  Number one sounds like an S&M site, and I’m afraid to google it.  [...]

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It’s like Shakespeare, Only Drunker

by tarastar on February 13, 2010

I get a significant amount of spam comments to my blog.  They far outweigh the real comments, which hover somewhere around zero.  They are often poetic in a sort of lunatic fringe kind of way.  It’s like Engrish.  Or like poetry from space put through a translator.  So this is what I got today, as [...]

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Bunny Love

by tarastar on February 7, 2010

Does this ever happen to you?  You’re looking for say, a heart shaped fried egg mold, and you fall down a rabbit hole and end up nowhere you want to be?  This happened to me yesterday, in the Interwebs.  One second I was looking at guinea pig huts for our guinea pig, and the next [...]

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