by tarastar on April 21, 2010
Well I still haven’t heard anything about the child support. Which means I had to bake until 11:30 last night to quell the crazies. I made turtle cake which is basically a diabetic coma in a pan – German chocolate cake layered with caramel, condensed milk and pecans and then layered with melted chocolate chips [...]
by tarastar on April 20, 2010
I’m very anxious today. I think I’ll go and see the firemen this afternoon at Trader Joes, where they live. Sometimes they live at Safeway, but mostly Trader Joes. I know they live there, because they are there pretty much all the time and also, when I see them they never have a cart. Once [...]
by tarastar on April 18, 2010
As you may or may not know, I am married to a narcoleptic. The Best Zombie Ever’s third sleep study revelead that in addition to being narcoleptic, he also has sleep apnea, which means he stops breathing at night. Which fits – that’s why zombies stumble so much, they’re out of breath. Duh. So they [...]
by tarastar on March 11, 2010
Last night was me and Mr. Zombie’s anniversary of our first date. Neither of us can remember the actual day, but it’s somewhere around now. Mr. Zombie thinks we should celebrate just our wedding date, none of this first date stuff, and the night was sort of a disaster, so I’m going to agree with [...]
by tarastar on March 9, 2010
Today I’m going to completely ignore all the laundry in the house and all the dishes in the sink and the taxes and the possible termite problem in the bathroom. And also working on my novel. That too. Instead, I’m going to do a tutorial on how to make Barbie clothes. Because if you’re a [...]