From the category archives:
First, I’m too scared to look at my lottery ticket, but I’m pretty sure I did not win. This is mainly because I also did not get killed by a falling piano and I figure these things go hand in hand. However, like a gift from God, my friend Jessie, who I have met I [...]
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There is much talk at our house about who does and does not have a penis. This is mainly from Clyde who has recognized that he is outnumbered. There are only two penises in the house. Possibly three, because the guinea pig is a mystery. There is a cat too, who might be a male. [...]
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Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, which can only mean one thing – crappy gifts from my kids. The other day I was given a bunny made out of a toilet paper tube. At Christmas, I got what may or may not have been a dream catcher made from a paper plate and yarn. I know [...]
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One time, my sister, after hearing Madonna’s Like a Virgin, asked my mom what a virgin was. I was older than Bridget by nearly five years, and so I had a vague idea what Madonna was singing about. We were in the kitchen and I stood there transfixed, waiting for the inevitable train wreck of [...]
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