Comments on: The Best Zombie Ever

By: Wherever You Go, There You Are — Bite the Bedbugs

Wherever You Go, There You Are — Bite the Bedbugs — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:25:51 +0000

[...] feel listless and unmoored. The swim up bar wasn’t even doing it for me anymore. Arun (TBZE) fell asleep on the lounger. I went to get some breakfast. I knew then I’d be heading back to [...]

By: Robotic Bugs. Homer’s The Odyssey. All Inclusive Amnesia. — Bite the Bedbugs

Mon, 14 Jun 2010 18:41:35 +0000

[...] I am ever crazy rich, I will have a swim up bar. And I’ll make TBZE wear a uniform and serve me [...]

By: Downside: Almost Dying. Upside: My New BFF, Viagra! — Bite the Bedbugs

Downside: Almost Dying. Upside: My New BFF, Viagra! — Bite the Bedbugs — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 18:36:19 +0000

[...] Friday I am going to Costa Rica with TBZE and I am going to pack a suitcase full of bikinis and flip flops and sunscreen. That’s it. [...]

By: When Dad Goes to Space — Bite the Bedbugs

When Dad Goes to Space — Bite the Bedbugs — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 18:56:31 +0000

[...] lucky I don’t have to work those kinds of hours and that between child support and TBZE supporting us I can be home with them while they’re little. I feel insanely lucky actually. [...]

By: Pia

Pia — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 22:08:26 +0000

Haha, I have been looking for my iron since we moved over a year ago (and by looking I mean, randomly opening closet doors and cupboards, peering inside, sighing loudly and then shutting them again). Maybe Arun knows where I put it? Seriously. Maybe he could just guess. I bet he’s right.

By: The Fish is Dead. Like Michael Jackson. And Alex’s Grandpa.

The Fish is Dead. Like Michael Jackson. And Alex’s Grandpa. — Wed, 12 May 2010 23:45:06 +0000

[...] tank! Of course the fish does not miraculously come back to life in the fish tank. So I text Roo (TBZE) the bad news and he writes back simply: ”I knew one day I would get a text like this. [...]

By: Hint of Penis Or Matt Dillon’s Housekeeper is a Narcolpetic

Hint of Penis Or Matt Dillon’s Housekeeper is a Narcolpetic — Tue, 11 May 2010 22:24:18 +0000

[...] to make him sleep worse. While I’ve gotten used to sleeping next to snorkling Darth Vader, TBZE can’t get used to being snorkling Darth Vader. However, though the ritalin was a massive [...]

By: Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day — Sat, 08 May 2010 21:08:28 +0000

[...] She kept it a secret until after I got married. I remember a few days before my wedding to TBZE, I got irritated with her. I’m not even sure what it was exactly. She kept forgetting [...]

By: An Orange Juice and Sprite Mimosa is Illegal in Most States

An Orange Juice and Sprite Mimosa is Illegal in Most States — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 20:31:51 +0000

[...] chips and crushed Zoloft tablets on top. It looks just like powdered sugar. And I thought that The Best Zombie Ever could take it to work today because I like to be generous and make other people fat. Also there [...]

By: I Don’t Want to Think About Thorn Crowns When I’m Shopping

I Don’t Want to Think About Thorn Crowns When I’m Shopping — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 20:59:35 +0000

[...] would all swoon. I might have a little too, depending on the fireman. This was before I met The Best Zombie Ever, now I only have eyes for zombies. Recently, I relayed this firemen grocery shopping stuff to my [...]