From the monthly archives:

February 2010

I Deserve to go to Jail

by tarastar on February 14, 2010

I follow a blog called finslippy.  The other day she posted a conversation she’d had with a friend, who has three children, all currently sick.  Her friend was so sleep deprived that she confessed she secretly fantasized she’d get into an accident and have to be hospitalized.  As of today, 79 moms said they too [...]

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It’s like Shakespeare, Only Drunker

by tarastar on February 13, 2010

I get a significant amount of spam comments to my blog.  They far outweigh the real comments, which hover somewhere around zero.  They are often poetic in a sort of lunatic fringe kind of way.  It’s like Engrish.  Or like poetry from space put through a translator.  So this is what I got today, as [...]

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Shit I Don’t Want for Valentine’s Day: Shit

by tarastar on February 10, 2010

Valentine’s Day is fast approaching, which can only mean one thing – crappy gifts from my kids.  The other day I was given a bunny made out of a toilet paper tube.  At Christmas, I got what may or may not have been a dream catcher made from a paper plate and yarn.  I know [...]

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Bunny Love

by tarastar on February 7, 2010

Does this ever happen to you?  You’re looking for say, a heart shaped fried egg mold, and you fall down a rabbit hole and end up nowhere you want to be?  This happened to me yesterday, in the Interwebs.  One second I was looking at guinea pig huts for our guinea pig, and the next [...]

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Disguises Mean Never Having to Say You’re Sorry

by tarastar on February 3, 2010

Clyde throws up so much and so often that had I thought to document these moments, I think I could make one of those calendars like on KodakGallery or iPhoto.  Here’s Clyde vomiting through the seasons! I don’t care who you are.  You’ve never known a vomit-er quite like my Clyde.   He has a [...]

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